Sat, 03 Sep 2005 21:11:32 GMT

Overall, Your Observation Skills Get: B-

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time)
And it takes something big to distract you!

That picture reminds me of my mother, the bitch.

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 17:47:10 GMT

Your Penis Name is: Captain Kirk

You Are a Margarita

You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

Your French Name Is

Montgomery Thierry

What's Your French Name?

S'il vous plait, do not ask. Sais pas.

Your Aquarius Drinking Style

Aquarius and drinking don't go together that well (except for water, that is).
You have an innate tendency toward know-it-allism, and if you get an idea while sizzled, you're more stubborn than a stain or a stone.
If you're throwing a party or organizing an outing, however, you're too preoccupied with their duties to get combative -- and you make perfectly charming drunks in that case.

Fortunately, you're usually capital drink-nursers.
You also make the best-designated drivers (if people can get you before you start raising your wrist).
You are fascinated by drunken people and capable of holding interesting conversations with soused strangers while sober.

Your Signature Cocktails

Aquarius is likely to order stuff most people have never heard of: a capirinha, Satan's whiskers, a negroni, an Arthur Tompkins. You like to stump the bartender. This sign rules the color electric blue, and you would be pleased by any tipple featuring blue curacao. You also rule the olive tree, so pour the juice into that dirty martini.

Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies

Paris Hilton, Jennifer Aniston, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Dre, Ashton Kutcher, Christina Ricci, Justin Timberlake, and Elijah Wood.

What's Your Alcohoroscope?

I am bored. And drunk. I want to get to dock.

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 22:03:38 GMT

The Capitaine of this ship says we will reach Erasmus within the next few days.

It may be time for me to remove this corset. It might not be une bonne idée to propose to Madame-moiselle Moore while dressed finer than she. It would make her, ah, how is it said? Un peu jaloux? Oui, jealous.

I am sitting on enough crates of vin et bière et bourbon to make five tavernes. I am a very, very happy man (though it is quite hard to breathe, maintenant)

drunkinheels